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Wealth Demotivational Poster


20 Something -




REALITY -


TAGS: beautiful smart wealthy loving mariand
Rating: 4.47/5

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mariand - September 17, 2012, 8:33 am
hehehe... oldcinic, why don't you make more posters?... your comments have sarcasm in it.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 15, 2012, 3:28 am
The awesome part about a movie is that you can mute it. 5L
Reality Lord - March 21, 2012, 6:49 am

:)
GaryO - March 20, 2012, 9:26 pm
EXCELLENT… 5 FIVE MGM LIONS
Airman - March 20, 2012, 6:02 pm
great font.. 5
holymoly - March 20, 2012, 2:12 pm
The wife gives me the "why can't you be more like that" look all the time. Love it.
Sho - March 20, 2012, 2:01 pm
5L


CONSEQUENCES -


TAGS: does not apply to the famous or ridiculously wealthy
Rating: 4.08/5

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agdaniele - February 17, 2010, 7:56 pm
Very. 5L
TheTrashHeap - February 17, 2010, 11:46 am
Excellent Haar! 5L


WEALTH - Money can't buy you happiness, but Poverty can buy you nothing.


TAGS: wealth poor rich money
Rating: 4.38/5

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spypengen - March 16, 2012, 9:04 am
5o true(favoreted)


Spread the Wealth -


TAGS: marx spread the wealth
Rating: 3.26/5
TheSarge - November 21, 2009, 2:04 am
Ugh...4 more days and I have to pay taxes again,I managed to miss most of this nonsense.
WTFO - October 31, 2009, 12:00 am
Hand ups, not hand outs. Regardless, the the govt out of the business of picking winners and losers.
Bah - October 30, 2009, 2:20 pm
As someone who is poor (no job right now) and has no health insurance, I'd at least like the OPPORTUNITY to get rich. If I stay poor, that's MY fault. Don't reward me for contributing NOTHING. Make me earn my way and contribute to society.
rockntractor - October 26, 2009, 12:51 am
Hey if you have some extra money derek nobodies stopping you from helping some one in need! I could give you some websites where you can give!
Derek - October 19, 2009, 6:52 pm
Is this not the whole point? Some 50 Million people haven't any form of health care. Some may be lazy, but that doesn't mean one should let the rest grovel the way they do now. What percentage of the military budget will this cost?
WTFO - October 18, 2009, 11:53 pm
I never stated we should abandon those who truly need help. They are already being helped under the current system. Obama's socialist view makes it easier for able-bodied but lazy folks to suck the welfare tit even more.
Derek - October 18, 2009, 9:49 pm
Of course, we're not only talking about "able-bodied" people, but even they can have learning difficulties, be insane, be saddled with a number of young children or other dependent relatives.
WTFO - September 1, 2009, 11:58 pm
In the US where there is as much opportunity to succeed as anywhere in the world, how pathetic is it if an able-bodied person can't get it together? Where are you going to go if you can't make something of yourself here?
Ed-Hyde - September 1, 2009, 3:47 pm
Kippers always makes me think of dirty underwear for some reason.
LogicDude - September 1, 2009, 2:47 pm
Confound you Ed-Hyde! You've exposed me for the silver spoon offspring that I really am. I'm going to have to have my Manservant Jeeves do you in...right after he brings me my kippers and toast.
Ed-Hyde - September 1, 2009, 2:22 pm
Well obviously LogicDude, you didn't actually work for those houses. (80+ hours a week, massive amounts of travel and heartache and blood sweat and tears). You must have inherited them, or cheated 'Da System'. You can't earn money honestly, of course.
LogicDude - September 1, 2009, 2:07 pm
If I work my tail off to buy 4 vacation houses why should I HAVE to give one up to feed someone TOO LAZY to do the same?
mw - September 1, 2009, 1:34 pm
give according to his NEEDS!!!!! it's a socialist policy and I like. stupid rich people don't want to give up their fourth vacation house so people can eat more than one meal a day...
HAHA - April 12, 2009, 1:38 am
Kiss my a**. Get a job and make your own way. Nobamma is a loser.
Karl Marx - November 16, 2008, 3:59 pm
Thou shalt not use my name in vain.
Yoda - November 16, 2008, 3:56 pm
Playing with your ***k in Iraq isn't socialism, It's fascism.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 24, 2008, 7:08 pm
I love how people call Obama a socialist. Georgie Bush just spent a trillion dollars playing with his ***k in Iraq. What's that? It's National Socialism.
Bow Down - October 24, 2008, 3:47 pm
to the overlord douchebag, his name says it all
Overlord Douchebag - October 24, 2008, 3:39 pm
Looks like it's still troll season.
MiddleClass - October 24, 2008, 3:26 pm
f***in communist wants to ruin this whole d*** country


enough is enough -


TAGS: wealth and riches mean nothing when you know there is still more stuff
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - May 17, 2016, 2:41 pm
You say wiki...I say sticky. Think there's a song in there somewhere lol.
aliceklein - May 17, 2016, 6:46 am
http://www.wikipedia.org/
aliceklein - May 17, 2016, 6:45 am
wiki
MissPriss - September 6, 2013, 11:12 pm
You don't think they're too much? Teehee...thanks for the vote Igs.
lgvernon - September 6, 2013, 9:57 pm

Love the colors!~5Ls


a rare look -




OTHER PEOPLES MONEY -




MAKING A DIFFERENCE -




GOLD AT THE END OF THE RAINBOW - Thank you Girls Scouts of America


TAGS: cookies girlscout bonanza rainbow wealth
Rating: 4.4/5

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MPsniper - February 21, 2012, 7:08 pm
sad thing is....the scout troop only sees about 60 cents per box sold. the troop is better off receiving a direct donation.


THE UGLY TRUTH -




ENTITLEMENT - Yeah, you could call a cop, but he can probably afford the ticket, too. So get back in your Hyundai and go home.


TAGS: rich wealthy jerk fail owned punk
Rating: 3/5

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RandomApe - September 2, 2009, 10:49 am
Considering the puke-green Lambo double-parked on the right, it could just be a little car show in a parking lot
Derek - August 27, 2009, 7:45 pm
Keep on issuing tickets. For people like this guy, it's one of the best forms of taxation.
Dork - August 10, 2009, 7:36 pm
That picture is packed full of fail. Everybody knows the only entitled people are those who don't pay taxes. You know, like politicians in the Democrat party, illegal aliens, and welfare cases.


Sportsmanship -




SCIENCE FAIRS - Awarding scholarships to wealthy kids that don't need them since 1950.


TAGS: science fair wealthy scholarship
Rating: 4.4/5

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gas - July 29, 2011, 5:28 pm
hahaha true
Sho - July 29, 2011, 8:03 am
The dude on the right looks like the Count puppet from Sesame Street


Life Lessons -


TAGS: wealthy poor winner loser quote
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - May 14, 2014, 12:36 am
Yes it is...thanks ugs!
ughomer - May 13, 2014, 8:06 pm
To the point (ouch).


unrealistic -




unheard sentences -




GOLDMAN SACHS - "The people who have a key to the elevator; secret people. People so f***ing rich, if I utter their names, this would turn into a snuff film." -Lewis Black


TAGS: goldman sachs banks wealthy rich
Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 2, 2013, 4:16 pm
I believe it's either grim his stand-up bit "In God We Rust" or "Stark Raving Black." Both are hilarious as hell, and very poignant.
falloutghoul - April 1, 2013, 7:34 pm
Hehehe, Lewis Black. Where is that quote from?


A Matter of Time -




death -


TAGS: money wealthy cannot resurrect dead
Rating: 4.94/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 27, 2013, 11:18 pm
Same like every one of us including myself; buried in Potter's Field underneath an unmarked tomb. Just life Wolfgang Mozart.
MissPriss - September 27, 2013, 2:37 pm
well i'm b***ass poor...where does that leave me huh crotchety...give ya 5l if you can help a poor gal out teehee.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 27, 2013, 1:25 pm
That's true, very true. Without lack of trying, yet failing miserably, lol. I never understood the whole "downloading themself" thing. Their consciousness is not present. So... their original self is no longer present.
Silverheart - September 27, 2013, 4:15 am

I wonder what OS
steve1961 - September 27, 2013, 1:20 am
Not with a lack of trying. With Cryogenics and even one billionaire proposing downloading himself into a computer, the rich are trying to buy their way out of death.


A Wealthy And Wise Man -


TAGS: advice compassion wealth age wise
Rating: 4.9/5

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Reality Lord - August 26, 2014, 5:04 pm

...and better


THE GAME WITHIN A GAME - "I regard golf as an expensive way of playing marbles".




NEVER BE JEALOUS OF A WEALTHY MAN - because in death we will all be equal




The Wealthy - exempt from everything -




flabbergasted -


TAGS: rachel nichols mole eye wealthy
Rating: 4/5

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Silverheart - October 13, 2014, 11:10 am

It's worth mentioning that in season 2 of that show, the mole is nowhere to be found. Making her almost too beautiful.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - January 20, 2014, 1:44 pm
Nice. Hahaha.
TheSanityInspector - January 20, 2014, 10:21 am
#159292


ALZHEIMER -


TAGS: life time day joke human mind disorder age wealth
Rating: 3.67/5

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agdaniele - June 18, 2009, 8:50 am
LMAO! LD, you always provide great commentary on monkeys... wait... lifted trucks? Hang on... I'll be back... gotta finish this motifake.
LogicDude - June 18, 2009, 8:46 am
Hey this made me ROFL! 5 Lions! Wait...already voted? When? Hell, I just FOUND this site!
MrRandom - June 17, 2009, 8:13 pm
Nice, very very funny
Airman - June 17, 2009, 6:17 pm
It told me I had already voted! I think I'll vote on it
LogicDude - June 17, 2009, 6:12 pm
Cool Demotivator! When did this get posted?
BoneCD - June 17, 2009, 5:22 pm
who
Sean - June 17, 2009, 5:20 pm
At least Guilio remembered to underline the title this time.
LogicDude - June 17, 2009, 1:21 pm
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! Wait, what was I laughing about?


REDISTRIBUTION OF WEALTH -




PROGRESSIVISM - You have too much, but I can always use more.


TAGS: progressivism socialism wealth redistribution
Rating: 2.36/5

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Anonymousdiscord - October 17, 2009, 4:44 am
What? Listen Mr Limbaugh, these demot's have to have something funny to get people to want to laugh. Take your mccarthy babble to the Fox forums, or better yet st0rmfr0nt where it belongs.


VALUE -




Money Talks -


TAGS: money wealth widow
Rating: 5/5

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JesusWept - November 2, 2015, 9:39 am
Thanks :)
thecrotchetyoldcynic - November 2, 2015, 9:18 am
No matter how much you have lovingly sacrificed for an aged relative, they seem to give their inheritance to some random yahoo - related or not - near to everything . . . . Sorry, I'm scarred for life. Good po5ter!


Happiness -




The Meaning of Life -




Choices -




Wealth vs Ugliness -


TAGS: wealth ugliness kellly osbourne
Rating: 3.5/5

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mizzdizz - June 14, 2015, 4:20 am
WOW! Goth done WRONG! She normally nails her weird and wild looks perfectly. This is a fashion felony! 5L JW! Yes, enough money will even make this look h**!


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